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< (narrator) In the beginning
God created the sky...

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...and then he said:
"Let there be light."

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< And the light was made.

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< Then the Lord created the earth
and he saw that it was good.

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< He created the seas and oceans...

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..and populated them with fish.

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< He separated the earth from the sky
and he saw that it was good.

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< So he went on to create
his masterpiece...

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..the man.

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Thank you for creating me
in your image and likeness.

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THUNDER

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< (narrator) The Lord had noticed
that his creature...

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..it hadn't worked out so well for him.

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< He attributed it to tiredness
and decided to try again...

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..after a day of rest.

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< The second attempt was successful
instead to perfection...

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...and he noticed
of a big difference.

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< To the new arrival the Lord
created a paradise on earth...

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..and gave him a companion.

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But...

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...one...

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< (God) Yes, okay.

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CRACKLING OF BONES
Ah!

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Sorry, he took me away
one of these devices?

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< (God) To make a woman
for you too. Turn around!

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<It's yours.

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Ah!

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CRYING

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< (narrator) Except that of grasping
fruits from the forbidden tree...

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..the Lord had given to man
all freedoms...

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..even that of putting a name
to the things of creation.

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Flowers.

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Flowers.

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Flowers... flowers.

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Strawberries.

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Watch out!

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Shit... da.

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Shit... come on.

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Fantozzi.

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Sorry... but why?

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Shit... Fantozzi.

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He...

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Small!

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< (narrator) Now that
that was done was done.

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< If he was ashamed, he could
cover yourself with a fig leaf...

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...of India.

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Until we meet again.

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Ha-ha!

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MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND

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The apple.

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ANTI-THEFT ALARM

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< (God) Fantozzi!

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<You disobeyed!

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< There is no longer room for you
in the Earthly Paradise!

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But whore Eva!

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< (narrator) So it happened
the first eviction in the history of the world.

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Excuse me, Excellency,
but they don't...?

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< (God) No, they are different.

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<You will work with sweat
of the forehead for them too.

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<For eternity!

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< Now out! Vial

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Very human...

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- Excuse me.
< Go and multiply...

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...as little as possible.

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Why?

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CRY

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HE MAKES SOUNDS

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Fuck it!

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< (narrator) Realizing that I am
a thinking animal...

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..tried to make it better
that hellish life...

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..for himself and his neighbor.

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THEY MAKE SOUNDS

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VERSES OF EFFORT

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Oops! Oops!

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THEY MAKE SOUNDS

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< And as time goes by things
for Fantozzi they got worse.

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- Ugo!
- Dad!

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Ugo!

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Dad!

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Ugo!

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Where are you, dad?

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- Ugo!
- Where are you?

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- Dad!
- Here it is, Mariangela!

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- Who is?
- It's me, your Pina.

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- And him?
- Don't you remember?

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I'm a little shocked.

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I spent a morning
vomiting.

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15,000 of them beat me.

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- They were Persians.
- Don't think about it.

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- It's all over now.
- All?

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- Let's go home.
- Are you sure?

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- Let's go home.
- Standing? - YES!

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I can barely take two steps.

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I'll take care of it, I'll take care of you.

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Give me your paw...

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No, the hand.

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Give me.

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Lean back.

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- Oh oh!
- All right?

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GALLOP IN THE DISTANCE

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< That day Fantozzi had
finally from his superiors...

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..an assignment of trust
and of great satisfaction.

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- You who are a volunteer!
- Volunteer? In short...

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- Run to Athens and say the battle
of Marathon is won. - Sorry...

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- But it's 42 kilometers.
- And 195 meters.

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Then it's different.

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- Vail
< I'm going!

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Who is?

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- Don't you give the little girl a kiss?
- A kiss to the baby...

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I'll do it later.

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Then I'll explain. Have mercy.

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Don't run, dad, huh?

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MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUND

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Again, again!

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Aqual

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Aqual

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Aqual

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luuu!

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Aqual

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METALLIC NOISE

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Who is he? Who played?

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Athens!

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Oh, Zeus!

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A chariot! I'm safe!

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- Excuse me, please...
- YES?

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- Are you going to Athens?
- I don't dislike it.

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- Why, are you going to Athens?
- YES, why?

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Then DO me a favor.

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Since it's on the street, bring it
this capital to the senate.

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- No!
- MAKE IT HAPPY!

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How human you are!

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- For the walls of Athens?
- Straight in front of you. - Thank you.

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THUD

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Oh, mother! Oh, Zeus!

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For Artemis, have mercy!

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- Mercy...
- No, stop!

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- Don't help him otherwise he's disqualified.
- What the hell are you talking about?

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VERSES OF EFFORT

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Minus twenty.

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Minus ten.

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Minus four.

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Minus one...

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- Speak!
- Have mercy for a moment.

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I bring news from Marathon.

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- What happened?
- Where?

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< To Marathon!
- So...

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- I don't remember anymore.
- How can you not remember!

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It slipped my mind...

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- He doesn't remember it anymore.
- Did we win?

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Who?

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No, yes, no... that is, yes.

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- No, no.
- Have we lost?

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Yes and no... yes! No!

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Well, it came to mind!

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We drew.

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- Drawn?
- What does he say?

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Guards, arrest him!

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No, have mercy,
I'll make you a proposal.

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I'll pop over to Marathon,
42 kilometers and 195 meters.

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I'll find out more, I'll write it down
on a wax tablet...

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..and I return with the exact news.

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GO!

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<Who is he?
- SPQR.

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Payment of Taxes Roman Provinces.

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Open up!

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Good morning, young man.

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- My husband isn't here!
- Little talk, Jew!

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- Give to Caesar what is Caesar's.
- This is mine...

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..not Cesare's which I don't have
the pleasure of knowing.

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- How much would you like?
- According to what he has.

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I have nothing... Wait!

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There you have it, I have this.

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Then say hello to me
this greedy Mr. Cesare.

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How human you are, Praetorian.

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Very human, you know?

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< (narrator) He just owned
that little house...

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..and an adjacent small field
near Lake Tiberias.

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Here, slowly!

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Here, you put yourself here.

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- You're like this, huh?
- What should I do?

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Nothing, you're normal.

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Be a scarecrow.

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You do it well.

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- Ugo, come!
- Pina, come on!

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Here you go.

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Ready? Come on, Pina!

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< (narrator) The expensive tributes
of the invading Romans...

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..the famines, the magpies
who pecked at his seeds...

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..and the damn kids
of the school opposite...

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..the Fantozzis had a good time
really bad.

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Come on Pina, we can do it!

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<But there was a rumor
that someone had arrived...

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..that he would finally have
put things right.

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Have you seen? It took a lot
but they grow, huh?

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A lot of effort but...

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What...

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Let the little ones come to me.

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THEY EXULT

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Stop! Watch out!

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My plants!

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Excuse me.

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- To death!
- What happens?

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- Sorry Permission!
- Prepare to die!

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- What happens?
- We are stoning an adulteress!

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- You will pay with your life.
- Permit. - Adulteress!

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Stop!

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Who is without sin
cast the first stone.

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< (Fantozzi) Ouch! Ahil

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Help!

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Help!

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Are they cooked, dad?

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- We're almost there.
- Ugo! Ugo!

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You have to be strong.

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I have terrible news to give you.

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- No! - Sl
- Have you invited anyone to dinner?

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No, Rebecca has returned from Italy
and brought the news.

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- What happened?
- Your uncle is dead.

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- No...
- Yes. - No!

219
00:22:54,379 --> 00:22:57,339
- YES!
- YES! Uncle is dead!

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We are rich!

221
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I am the only heir

222
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Get out of this disgusting house

223
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I'll burn it! We will change it!

224
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Away with this shitty food!

225
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I'll buy you steaks
for life!

226
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And then we'll find a nice husband
for Marian...

227
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- Maybe.
- YES.

228
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Uncle Lazzaro is dead!
I'm rich!

229
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Uncle Lazzaro is dead!

230
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Here I am.

231
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I arrive.

232
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Get off... come, little one!

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This is my family.

234
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I am the universal heir,
I inherited everything.

235
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Here I am
Are you the notary?

236
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Did you bring the documentation?

237
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Lazarus, get up and walk.

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Who walks?

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This has become...
What does he say?

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INDISTINCT NOISE

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< (crowd) Lazarus!
- He's an uncle. Uncle...

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Sorry, notary!

243
00:24:17,842 --> 00:24:20,074
It doesn't seem very regular to me.

244
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I made some expense advances...

245
00:24:25,929 --> 00:24:27,967
Ah! Uncle Lazarus.

246
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He doesn't shake hands.

247
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I find you fine.

248
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Ugo, don't worry.

249
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No, who cares?

250
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Who cares!

251
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- Let's go home.
- Which house?

252
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The little house!

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< (narrator) Reduced
in total misery...

254
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..Fantozzi accepted the help
of his old friend Filini...

255
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..who hired him
as a shop boy...

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..and moved to Jerusalem.

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- That would be all...
- Let's see.

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You don't think that's the case
to give a planer here?

259
00:25:10,122 --> 00:25:12,081
Yes.

260
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Let's see a little.

261
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- One more planer?
- No.

262
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- Is this okay?
- YES.

263
00:25:20,970 --> 00:25:23,486
Then COME, Fantozzi.

264
00:25:23,572 --> 00:25:25,052
- Let's go.
- Excuse me.

265
00:25:25,133 --> 00:25:28,606
Can I wear a hat?

266
00:25:28,696 --> 00:25:31,497
- Why? - I'm ashamed
of this type...

267
00:25:31,578 --> 00:25:33,617
Of what?

268
00:25:33,700 --> 00:25:36,774
- Okay, upstream...
- Put on your hat.

269
00:25:36,862 --> 00:25:41,656
Let's not waste any more time
otherwise the centurion...

270
00:25:41,746 --> 00:25:46,347
- Damn! But what does he do?
- Sorry, I gave you a beating.

271
00:25:46,430 --> 00:25:48,820
- I gave her a crusade.
- GO! GO!

272
00:25:48,911 --> 00:25:52,988
- Do you remember the address?
- YES. He's away...

273
00:25:53,075 --> 00:25:55,306
- Off?
- I don't remember the name.

274
00:25:55,396 --> 00:25:57,230
Via Crucis 8.

275
00:25:57,318 --> 00:26:00,711
- GO and GET the money.
- All right.

276
00:26:00,800 --> 00:26:04,114
And don't DO it as usual
who loses money on the street.

277
00:26:04,203 --> 00:26:06,958
- Here they are! Here they are!
- They're passing!

278
00:26:07,045 --> 00:26:09,118
Let's hurry!

279
00:26:11,449 --> 00:26:13,248
Come and see!

280
00:26:23,738 --> 00:26:25,730
Excuse me!

281
00:26:26,700 --> 00:26:28,339
Permit!

282
00:26:29,662 --> 00:26:31,940
- What's going on here?
- They caught two thieves.

283
00:26:32,024 --> 00:26:33,858
Done well!

284
00:26:37,308 --> 00:26:40,463
They do well to take
these scoundrels... ouch!

285
00:26:40,551 --> 00:26:42,111
What are you doing here?

286
00:26:42,192 --> 00:26:45,630
- In line with the others.
- I should go... - Vail

287
00:26:45,715 --> 00:26:47,548
Okay.

288
00:26:47,636 --> 00:26:49,834
Where are we going?

289
00:27:03,448 --> 00:27:08,242
< (narrator) Drawn
for a crusade in the Holy Land...

290
00:27:08,332 --> 00:27:13,695
..Fantozzi finally returned
home after 12 years...

291
00:27:13,776 --> 00:27:16,338
...of complete sexual abstinence...

292
00:27:16,418 --> 00:27:21,131
..except for a fleeting one
relationship with the ferocious Saladin...

293
00:27:21,221 --> 00:27:25,662
..which he had left anyway
the desire to embrace each other intact...

294
00:27:25,745 --> 00:27:27,817
..his beloved companion.

295
00:27:27,907 --> 00:27:29,819
< Pina!

296
00:27:29,908 --> 00:27:32,902
- Pina, here you are!
- She's my wife, you idiot!

297
00:27:32,990 --> 00:27:35,381
I've waited so long for you!

298
00:27:35,913 --> 00:27:38,349
Here is the door!

299
00:27:39,956 --> 00:27:42,916
Pina, here I am!

300
00:27:50,404 --> 00:27:52,078
April

301
00:28:01,772 --> 00:28:03,252
Ah!

302
00:28:03,654 --> 00:28:07,331
Pina, what did they do to you?

303
00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:09,216
Ugo!

304
00:28:09,298 --> 00:28:11,814
Wife!

305
00:28:11,900 --> 00:28:14,416
- What's that?
- She's your little girl.

306
00:28:14,502 --> 00:28:16,859
Welcome back, dad!

307
00:28:17,744 --> 00:28:19,896
- HI!
- It's your daughter Mariangela.

308
00:28:19,986 --> 00:28:21,898
She became a woman.

309
00:28:23,949 --> 00:28:25,827
Woman...

310
00:28:29,073 --> 00:28:33,354
Ugo, how beautiful!
You're back!

311
00:28:36,679 --> 00:28:38,239
In 12 years...

312
00:28:38,320 --> 00:28:41,678
Ah, the baboon...
that is, the little girl.

313
00:28:41,763 --> 00:28:43,402
Wait.

314
00:28:43,484 --> 00:28:47,685
Come here, go play
with the other baboons...

315
00:28:47,767 --> 00:28:49,726
..little girls.

316
00:28:49,809 --> 00:28:53,247
Go play and come back in the evening!

317
00:28:54,052 --> 00:28:55,646
At dinner!

318
00:28:58,415 --> 00:29:00,089
Quick...

319
00:29:01,858 --> 00:29:03,213
12 years...

320
00:29:06,301 --> 00:29:08,579
Come here!

321
00:29:11,785 --> 00:29:13,619
Pina! Pina!

322
00:29:14,587 --> 00:29:16,102
Pina!

323
00:29:17,470 --> 00:29:19,621
I'll open you up in a duel

324
00:29:19,711 --> 00:29:21,784
METALLIC NOISE

325
00:29:23,234 --> 00:29:25,192
The chastity belt.

326
00:29:28,518 --> 00:29:30,636
Do you have the key?

327
00:29:30,720 --> 00:29:32,871
The key!

328
00:29:36,164 --> 00:29:37,838
Ugo...

329
00:29:38,566 --> 00:29:40,365
You lost it!

330
00:29:42,088 --> 00:29:46,529
- There is no duplicate
of this dirty key? - No.

331
00:29:46,612 --> 00:29:50,768
Wait, maybe the blacksmith Filinus.
He did it

332
00:29:59,581 --> 00:30:01,256
- Filinus!
- Who is?

333
00:30:01,343 --> 00:30:05,624
- Like who is he? It's me...
- Ah, Fantozzi! Welcome back!

334
00:30:05,706 --> 00:30:10,067
Excuse me, I need...

335
00:30:10,150 --> 00:30:13,031
- That is, of a...
- I don't understand.

336
00:30:13,112 --> 00:30:16,072
- It's been 12 years since...
- What's not? - I don't have the key.

337
00:30:16,154 --> 00:30:19,434
- What key? - For the belt
of my wife's chastity.

338
00:30:19,517 --> 00:30:23,514
Let me finish this little job,
actually DO me a favor.

339
00:30:23,600 --> 00:30:28,439
Since she sees well,
check if the iron is straight.

340
00:30:28,523 --> 00:30:30,004
- No!
- Why?

341
00:30:31,286 --> 00:30:33,882
I don't know why I said no.

342
00:30:33,968 --> 00:30:37,088
- Are you denying me a favor?
- it? - Controls, on

343
00:30:37,170 --> 00:30:40,210
- Look!
- Sorry, huh?

344
00:30:40,292 --> 00:30:44,529
- I'd give it another tap here.
- Point.

345
00:30:45,937 --> 00:30:47,929
Exactly here.

346
00:30:56,264 --> 00:30:59,146
<What is he doing?
- Then I'll tell you.

347
00:30:59,227 --> 00:31:01,504
Take these keys.

348
00:31:01,589 --> 00:31:03,228
One will definitely be fine...

349
00:31:03,310 --> 00:31:06,225
.. otherwise I'll come
with the mulcher. - Nol

350
00:31:06,312 --> 00:31:09,352
- I prefer...
- The keys? Here you go.

351
00:31:09,434 --> 00:31:11,313
How's your finger?

352
00:31:13,197 --> 00:31:14,792
LET US see.

353
00:31:17,721 --> 00:31:19,315
- GO GO.
- Excuse me.

354
00:31:19,962 --> 00:31:21,317
Then he'll tell me.

355
00:31:33,453 --> 00:31:36,652
Where are you going, you dirty louse?
Don't know who's in there?

356
00:31:36,735 --> 00:31:38,295
No, who is he?

357
00:31:54,669 --> 00:31:58,266
- Princess, shall we have him whipped?
- YES, yes, twenty...

358
00:31:58,352 --> 00:32:00,390
Indeed, twenty-five lashes.

359
00:32:00,473 --> 00:32:02,067
I deserve them.

360
00:32:02,154 --> 00:32:06,037
No, these must be
days of celebration and jubilation.

361
00:32:06,117 --> 00:32:07,837
Let's forgive him.

362
00:32:07,919 --> 00:32:09,319
Let's go!

363
00:32:19,888 --> 00:32:21,721
The handkerchief.

364
00:32:21,809 --> 00:32:25,009
< (narrator) It was the princess
Serbelloni Mazzanti Comes from the Sea...

365
00:32:25,092 --> 00:32:27,529
..the castellan's daughter
that precisely in those days...

366
00:32:27,614 --> 00:32:30,813
.. he had organized a great tournament
to marry her off...

367
00:32:30,896 --> 00:32:33,492
..to the valiant victorious knight.

368
00:32:33,578 --> 00:32:36,493
Fantozzi fell in love with her
monstrously.

369
00:32:42,705 --> 00:32:45,665
< Driven completely insane
from that passion...

370
00:32:45,747 --> 00:32:47,308
...he stopped sleeping...

371
00:32:56,636 --> 00:32:58,594
- Here.
< He stopped eating.

372
00:32:58,677 --> 00:33:01,638
- Ugo, why don't you eat?
- Huh?

373
00:33:01,720 --> 00:33:03,712
Leave me alone!

374
00:33:05,603 --> 00:33:10,476
<And finally on moonlit nights
he also began to howl.

375
00:33:10,566 --> 00:33:12,684
HOWLING

376
00:33:18,773 --> 00:33:20,572
< (man) Enough!

377
00:33:25,538 --> 00:33:27,371
THUD

378
00:33:29,020 --> 00:33:32,618
< (narrator) As long as, aware
of the impossibility of that love...

379
00:33:33,183 --> 00:33:35,985
..he decided on a tragic gesture.

380
00:33:42,350 --> 00:33:47,349
Things? Exclabar...
Escansaland... Eschizzibur...

381
00:33:47,434 --> 00:33:49,871
< Excalibur, you idiot!
- Thank you.

382
00:33:49,956 --> 00:33:54,237
< (narrator) Excalibur
it was the magical invincible sword...

383
00:33:54,319 --> 00:33:56,597
..guarded by the magician of the lake.

384
00:33:56,681 --> 00:34:00,279
Excuse me, but is this for me?

385
00:34:01,965 --> 00:34:05,359
Money? Ah, I understand.

386
00:34:05,448 --> 00:34:08,124
How much? Five.

387
00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:10,408
Okay, excuse me for a moment.

388
00:34:10,492 --> 00:34:15,730
Would you mind turning around
because I keep them here...

389
00:34:17,297 --> 00:34:19,688
I only have a ten piece.

390
00:34:21,220 --> 00:34:22,973
All right, HOLD.

391
00:34:41,916 --> 00:34:43,590
DII me.

392
00:34:43,677 --> 00:34:45,271
Here it is!

393
00:34:48,841 --> 00:34:50,674
But sorry...

394
00:34:50,762 --> 00:34:52,755
The rest?

395
00:34:56,086 --> 00:34:57,761
He doesn't give change.

396
00:35:05,093 --> 00:35:08,087
Decubitus... er...

397
00:35:08,736 --> 00:35:10,968
Thrombolus...

398
00:35:11,058 --> 00:35:12,936
< Excalibur, you idiot!

399
00:35:13,019 --> 00:35:16,253
Don't say that in front of the sword.

400
00:35:17,543 --> 00:35:21,425
With you magic sword
I will win the tournament...

401
00:35:21,506 --> 00:35:24,387
..and the little princess will be mine.

402
00:35:48,046 --> 00:35:52,088
< (narrator) Red dragon rampant
it was the insignia of the terrible knight...

403
00:35:52,169 --> 00:35:56,848
..given by the totonero as the favourite
overall for the final victory.

404
00:36:02,216 --> 00:36:04,971
Here it is! It's her.

405
00:36:09,982 --> 00:36:12,100
BLASTS OF TRUMPETS

406
00:36:21,471 --> 00:36:26,914
< (narrator) They fell in order:
bull, unicorn, hydra, eagle.

407
00:36:28,556 --> 00:36:30,913
BLASTS OF TRUMPETS

408
00:36:30,998 --> 00:36:34,153
< He finally arrived
Fantozzi's turn.

409
00:36:35,001 --> 00:36:37,597
< It was the sign of the inn
"The rotisserie"...

410
00:36:37,683 --> 00:36:41,645
...official sponsor.
- It's your turn, come on

411
00:36:47,971 --> 00:36:51,365
< Fantozzi armor:
four winds weather vane...

412
00:36:51,454 --> 00:36:52,809
..as a function of plume...

413
00:36:52,895 --> 00:36:55,935
..scary Viking helmet
with zero visibility...

414
00:36:56,017 --> 00:36:59,490
..bronze jockstrap
stolen from the shoe of Pepin the Short...

415
00:36:59,580 --> 00:37:04,259
...and irons on my feet
in charcoal and molten lead.

416
00:37:16,713 --> 00:37:21,392
< Overall armor weight:
4 quintals, 32 kilos...

417
00:37:21,476 --> 00:37:23,276
..and 7 and a half ounces.

418
00:37:23,358 --> 00:37:26,034
- What do I do, give up?
- Soft!

419
00:38:03,308 --> 00:38:07,943
- That's right! GIVE me the sword right away.
- There's the spear first.

420
00:38:08,032 --> 00:38:13,714
- No, I only do it with the sword.
- He can't change the rules.

421
00:38:13,796 --> 00:38:17,030
The spear comes first
and then the sword.

422
00:38:17,119 --> 00:38:21,002
- HOLD ON!
- I signed up for the sword.

423
00:38:26,486 --> 00:38:28,524
BLASTS OF TRUMPETS

424
00:38:59,871 --> 00:39:02,228
Well done, dad!

425
00:39:07,717 --> 00:39:13,673
- Come on, Excu... Excaccia...
< Excalibur! - Thank you.

426
00:39:16,404 --> 00:39:18,316
Come, you don't scare me!

427
00:39:20,126 --> 00:39:22,005
Ugo!

428
00:39:32,216 --> 00:39:34,652
- Come on, dad!
- Come on, Ugo!

429
00:39:34,738 --> 00:39:37,812
Force! Force!

430
00:39:42,223 --> 00:39:44,296
This sword doesn't work!

431
00:39:51,510 --> 00:39:54,026
The magician of the lake has cheated me!

432
00:39:59,917 --> 00:40:02,832
I suspect
that he's mad at mel

433
00:40:15,368 --> 00:40:17,202
Enough!

434
00:40:19,572 --> 00:40:22,805
Pina, they've given a break.

435
00:40:24,615 --> 00:40:26,494
Take it, you little shit!

436
00:40:26,577 --> 00:40:28,057
Marrano!

437
00:40:28,138 --> 00:40:30,336
Plebeian!

438
00:40:30,420 --> 00:40:32,777
I'll crush you!

439
00:40:32,862 --> 00:40:35,139
Crepal!

440
00:40:54,438 --> 00:40:57,114
Ugo, take it.
This is the real sword.

441
00:40:57,200 --> 00:40:59,671
Forgive me, I did
because I love you.

442
00:40:59,762 --> 00:41:04,886
It doesn't matter if you disgust me now,
better than another than dead.

443
00:41:14,253 --> 00:41:17,008
- Excalibur!
< Well done! - Thank you.

444
00:41:18,216 --> 00:41:20,128
Finish it.

445
00:41:30,545 --> 00:41:33,700
Now let's see
who is the shit!

446
00:41:34,869 --> 00:41:36,702
Dail

447
00:41:37,751 --> 00:41:39,550
You're scared, huh?

448
00:41:40,393 --> 00:41:42,271
Back off, huh?

449
00:41:43,835 --> 00:41:46,637
Come here, scoundrel!

450
00:41:46,718 --> 00:41:49,553
Plebeian, I'll show you.

451
00:41:50,480 --> 00:41:52,439
Come here, louse!

452
00:41:52,522 --> 00:41:55,357
I'll peel you like an apple!

453
00:41:56,805 --> 00:41:58,878
Vail

454
00:42:01,529 --> 00:42:03,567
< On my knees.

455
00:42:04,651 --> 00:42:06,564
Compassion.

456
00:42:11,817 --> 00:42:14,173
Victory! Victory!

457
00:42:16,500 --> 00:42:18,891
That's my dad!

458
00:42:19,903 --> 00:42:23,216
- Come away.
- But he's my dad!

459
00:42:27,508 --> 00:42:29,740
Dad is no longer ours.

460
00:42:30,671 --> 00:42:34,986
- I won't marry that sewer rat.
- Then you will lose all privileges.

461
00:42:47,484 --> 00:42:50,319
My word is sacred,
here is your bride.

462
00:42:50,406 --> 00:42:53,241
Thanks, I don't want it.

463
00:42:55,330 --> 00:42:57,527
I am happily married.

464
00:42:58,732 --> 00:43:00,771
Pina!

465
00:43:00,854 --> 00:43:03,291
Wait for me! Come on

466
00:43:04,296 --> 00:43:06,574
Ugo!

467
00:43:16,185 --> 00:43:18,258
This is my wife...

468
00:43:18,347 --> 00:43:22,309
..and I respect her very much.

469
00:43:22,390 --> 00:43:26,102
He gave me a beautiful daughter...

470
00:43:26,193 --> 00:43:28,994
- Beautiful.
- YES.

471
00:43:29,075 --> 00:43:33,630
- You reject me? - No offense.
- Why did you participate in the tournament?

472
00:43:33,719 --> 00:43:36,440
For pure sporting spirit.

473
00:43:36,521 --> 00:43:38,638
Let's go.

474
00:43:41,765 --> 00:43:44,202
- Thank you.
- Please.

475
00:43:45,007 --> 00:43:47,205
I also respect you a lot.

476
00:43:47,289 --> 00:43:49,407
Permit!

477
00:43:49,491 --> 00:43:53,806
Here is the winner of the tournament!
Let's bring him to triumph!

478
00:43:54,815 --> 00:43:56,568
Hurray!

479
00:44:04,142 --> 00:44:06,100
Lunch is ready!

480
00:44:18,753 --> 00:44:23,148
< (narrator) Fantozzi,
due to a tax squeeze...

481
00:44:23,236 --> 00:44:27,119
...had crashed
in complete poverty.

482
00:44:27,760 --> 00:44:30,720
Give me a penny, for pity's sake!

483
00:44:30,802 --> 00:44:34,196
I'm poor! I'm poor!

484
00:44:36,766 --> 00:44:38,884
Who is?

485
00:44:42,971 --> 00:44:45,283
But what happens?

486
00:44:45,373 --> 00:44:49,335
I'm Robin Hood,
I steal from the rich to give to the poor.

487
00:44:50,337 --> 00:44:51,931
Thank you.

488
00:44:53,899 --> 00:44:56,097
Pina!

489
00:44:56,822 --> 00:44:58,780
Money!

490
00:44:58,863 --> 00:45:02,700
Look how wonderful it is here!

491
00:45:02,786 --> 00:45:05,701
Poverty is over, we are rich!

492
00:45:05,788 --> 00:45:07,781
We are rich!

493
00:45:12,994 --> 00:45:18,072
- What are you doing? - I'm Robin Hood,
I steal from the rich to give to the poor.

494
00:45:23,722 --> 00:45:25,761
Not even twenty minutes!

495
00:45:28,806 --> 00:45:30,718
TRIUMPHAL MUSIC

496
00:46:05,073 --> 00:46:09,514
- Death to the aristocrat!
- I'll kick your ass if I go up!

497
00:46:11,078 --> 00:46:14,038
- Asshole!
- You stinker!

498
00:46:14,120 --> 00:46:15,874
- To death!
- Coward!

499
00:46:21,846 --> 00:46:23,759
To death!

500
00:46:25,449 --> 00:46:27,601
To the guillotine!

501
00:46:27,691 --> 00:46:29,683
To the guillotine!

502
00:46:32,214 --> 00:46:35,528
- Coward!
- Death to the artist!

503
00:46:39,019 --> 00:46:42,219
- To death!
- Cuckold!

504
00:46:42,302 --> 00:46:44,340
- To death!
- Shit

505
00:46:52,830 --> 00:46:54,549
Kill him!

506
00:47:00,475 --> 00:47:02,275
<To death!

507
00:47:20,491 --> 00:47:24,647
Damn it, citizen Fantozzi!
It failed!

508
00:47:27,456 --> 00:47:30,530
You'll see that now
they will also give him grace.

509
00:47:31,619 --> 00:47:33,658
You'll see, citizen.

510
00:47:33,741 --> 00:47:36,622
- Cursed!
- Permit!

511
00:47:38,664 --> 00:47:40,896
Permit!

512
00:47:42,387 --> 00:47:45,542
Come on, do something!

513
00:47:46,911 --> 00:47:50,794
- Ugo!
- I'll do it, come on!

514
00:47:50,874 --> 00:47:53,105
DO IT!

515
00:47:53,195 --> 00:47:55,916
Come on, I'll do it!

516
00:47:55,998 --> 00:47:58,434
Come on, what the hell are you doing?

517
00:47:58,519 --> 00:48:00,592
Wait a moment.

518
00:48:00,681 --> 00:48:02,514
How the hell do you do it?

519
00:48:02,603 --> 00:48:06,679
Wait a minute!
Come on, you bastard of an aristocrat!

520
00:48:06,766 --> 00:48:08,519
Leave it to me!

521
00:48:08,607 --> 00:48:11,567
How the fuck do you do them
these guillotines?

522
00:48:11,649 --> 00:48:13,642
They never work!

523
00:48:13,731 --> 00:48:16,725
Damn these guillotines...

524
00:48:25,420 --> 00:48:27,492
TOLLING OF THE BELLS

525
00:48:29,383 --> 00:48:33,823
< (narrator) With the recommendation
of Cardinal Ortona-Natta...

526
00:48:33,906 --> 00:48:36,741
..which was monstrous
in love with him...

527
00:48:36,828 --> 00:48:40,871
..Fantozzi finally succeeded
to get an apartment...

528
00:48:40,952 --> 00:48:45,665
..along the walls of the Papal States,
at Porta Pia.

529
00:48:45,755 --> 00:48:47,668
- That's the house.
- How beautiful!

530
00:48:47,757 --> 00:48:50,592
Take the daguerreotype
of Ortona-Natta's father.

531
00:48:50,679 --> 00:48:55,803
You, Mariangela, bring inside
this and I take...

532
00:49:00,366 --> 00:49:02,678
What is this?

533
00:49:02,768 --> 00:49:05,080
This is a special bottle.

534
00:49:05,931 --> 00:49:08,652
Today I want to celebrate.
It's a great day!

535
00:49:08,733 --> 00:49:11,295
Mariangelina, go there.
The glasses!

536
00:49:11,375 --> 00:49:14,096
Today is a great day.

537
00:49:14,177 --> 00:49:18,413
Today, September 20, 1870...
SHOOT

538
00:49:18,500 --> 00:49:23,578
- What's happening, Ugo?
- They celebrate, they make fires.

539
00:49:23,664 --> 00:49:26,180
Today is a great day...

540
00:49:26,266 --> 00:49:29,624
..because finally
the Fantozzi family...

541
00:49:29,709 --> 00:49:31,940
..he has his own house!

542
00:49:32,030 --> 00:49:33,989
Let's toast!

543
00:49:34,072 --> 00:49:36,144
BLASTS OF TRUMPETS

544
00:49:49,243 --> 00:49:52,159
< (narrator) He had installed
the dining room...

545
00:49:52,246 --> 00:49:55,161
..on the breach of Porta Pia.

546
00:49:55,248 --> 00:49:59,006
He forgot the ball...

547
00:50:02,453 --> 00:50:06,610
You saw what a breach
did they do it?

548
00:50:06,697 --> 00:50:08,416
< (narrator) With the annexation
of the city of Rome...

549
00:50:08,498 --> 00:50:10,650
..to the Kingdom of Italy...

550
00:50:10,740 --> 00:50:15,055
...the administration had changed
but not Fantozzi's life.

551
00:50:15,143 --> 00:50:17,534
Watch out!
FANTOZZI SCREAMS

552
00:50:19,266 --> 00:50:21,737
On the Sul

553
00:50:27,512 --> 00:50:29,585
< Even the office manager
he had changed.

554
00:50:29,674 --> 00:50:33,716
< The ferocious Cardinal Ravelli-Carta
had passed the deliveries...

555
00:50:33,797 --> 00:50:36,109
..to the Turin gentleman
big scoundrel...

556
00:50:36,199 --> 00:50:39,193
.. Modestino Balabam.

557
00:50:39,281 --> 00:50:41,479
Let's go.

558
00:50:46,006 --> 00:50:48,602
<He had tried
to poison Garibaldi...

559
00:50:48,688 --> 00:50:50,567
..earning sympathy
of Count Cavour.

560
00:50:50,650 --> 00:50:53,770
< With Masonic intrigues
and double games...

561
00:50:53,852 --> 00:50:56,289
.. he had had a brilliant career...

562
00:50:56,374 --> 00:50:59,654
..but above all he had cultivated
his great passion...

563
00:50:59,737 --> 00:51:01,456
...rowing.

564
00:51:01,538 --> 00:51:02,973
< Founder of the club
"Rowers of the Po"...

565
00:51:03,059 --> 00:51:06,942
..he wanted to create one like it
also on the banks of the Tiber.

566
00:51:07,022 --> 00:51:12,579
You Romans are nothing else
what great molluscs...

567
00:51:12,667 --> 00:51:16,868
...and what's more, attached
to the skirts of the cardinals.

568
00:51:19,111 --> 00:51:21,150
But you have to change.

569
00:51:24,676 --> 00:51:28,228
- Do you like rowing?
- YES, beautiful!

570
00:51:28,318 --> 00:51:30,995
My motto is "The oar in Rome!"

571
00:51:33,402 --> 00:51:35,554
Then you are an expert.

572
00:51:39,887 --> 00:51:41,481
All right.

573
00:51:43,330 --> 00:51:45,129
One at random.

574
00:51:46,732 --> 00:51:50,012
- A volunteer... you!
- it?

575
00:51:50,095 --> 00:51:51,450
No, behind.

576
00:51:51,536 --> 00:51:55,134
- it?
- No, still behind.

577
00:51:56,820 --> 00:51:58,300
Behind?

578
00:51:58,381 --> 00:52:00,943
- it?
- Come.

579
00:52:01,664 --> 00:52:03,861
- He wants her.
- it?

580
00:52:07,348 --> 00:52:09,307
Here's the expert.

581
00:52:10,550 --> 00:52:12,225
This...

582
00:52:13,913 --> 00:52:15,906
Would you be the expert rower?

583
00:52:15,995 --> 00:52:19,592
Um... well.

584
00:52:19,677 --> 00:52:22,273
- Enough.
- Sit down.

585
00:52:22,680 --> 00:52:24,115
I can?

586
00:52:26,963 --> 00:52:30,117
- There is no chair.
- Come in.

587
00:52:30,205 --> 00:52:31,925
Thank you.

588
00:52:33,408 --> 00:52:35,879
Here I am. Very comfortable.

589
00:52:35,970 --> 00:52:39,728
- But what does he do?
- He told me to sit down...

590
00:52:42,615 --> 00:52:44,254
I hadn't seen her.

591
00:52:45,777 --> 00:52:47,496
I'll put it here.

592
00:52:55,825 --> 00:52:57,658
VERSES OF EFFORT

593
00:52:57,746 --> 00:52:59,978
It weighs a ton!

594
00:53:00,068 --> 00:53:03,348
I feel like throwing up!
Help me!

595
00:53:09,275 --> 00:53:12,156
They are a bit heavy chairs.

596
00:53:12,237 --> 00:53:14,549
I like them.

597
00:53:18,042 --> 00:53:20,604
- What is oarlock?
- Eh...

598
00:53:26,808 --> 00:53:29,404
It's a...

599
00:53:32,853 --> 00:53:35,973
He is a gentleman who has lost
a little hair.

600
00:53:36,055 --> 00:53:38,446
If you don't know, leave it alone.

601
00:53:40,899 --> 00:53:42,891
At that time?

602
00:53:42,981 --> 00:53:44,461
Who invented it
the sliding cart?

603
00:53:47,104 --> 00:53:49,985
Do you want to know this?

604
00:53:50,066 --> 00:53:52,708
- YES.
- Francesca from Rimini.

605
00:53:52,788 --> 00:53:58,504
- Francesca from Rimini.
- They told me at the reception.

606
00:53:58,592 --> 00:54:00,870
It's a rumor.

607
00:54:00,954 --> 00:54:03,550
Then I... have mercy.

608
00:54:03,636 --> 00:54:06,551
Can you ask me a reserve question?

609
00:54:06,638 --> 00:54:08,517
I would like to make a good impression.

610
00:54:09,841 --> 00:54:12,039
Reserve question:
jole with eight rowers.

611
00:54:12,123 --> 00:54:14,719
YES! Very true!

612
00:54:14,805 --> 00:54:17,481
With this...

613
00:54:18,808 --> 00:54:21,005
Nothing, they don't say anything behind it.

614
00:54:21,089 --> 00:54:23,162
Careful.

615
00:54:23,251 --> 00:54:25,688
It's called jole...

616
00:54:26,934 --> 00:54:29,689
Jole is a friend of mine.

617
00:54:29,776 --> 00:54:32,292
- You know those women a little...
- What does he say?

618
00:54:32,378 --> 00:54:37,138
He lives where there is a little door.

619
00:54:37,222 --> 00:54:39,784
You knock, she opens...

620
00:54:39,864 --> 00:54:43,177
..and he's with eight sailors.

621
00:54:43,266 --> 00:54:45,179
They are Russians.

622
00:54:45,268 --> 00:54:47,910
- Russians?
- No, one was a Pole.

623
00:54:47,990 --> 00:54:51,462
- Polish?
- YES, but they sent him away.

624
00:54:51,553 --> 00:54:56,996
Ah, here it is! They are sailors
of color... niggers!

625
00:54:57,077 --> 00:54:58,671
Blacks?

626
00:54:58,758 --> 00:55:02,641
How can you not know
something so simple?

627
00:55:02,721 --> 00:55:04,873
Ask him.

628
00:55:06,644 --> 00:55:08,842
Now it's someone else's turn.

629
00:55:10,807 --> 00:55:13,244
Then he will answer me...

630
00:55:14,450 --> 00:55:16,682
...he will answer me...

631
00:55:16,772 --> 00:55:18,605
Stop!

632
00:55:19,334 --> 00:55:23,251
Starting today
things will change.

633
00:55:23,337 --> 00:55:27,937
Your careers will be established
according to your sporting merits.

634
00:55:28,020 --> 00:55:33,542
Sunday appointment on the Tiber
for the first rowing cup.

635
00:55:41,671 --> 00:55:43,390
< My employees...

636
00:55:47,635 --> 00:55:49,434
..to the boats!

637
00:55:49,516 --> 00:55:50,917
Great dad!

638
00:55:50,998 --> 00:55:52,876
At the oars!

639
00:56:01,125 --> 00:56:03,960
< (narrator) To inaugurate
the first rowing club...

640
00:56:04,047 --> 00:56:06,883
.. Balabam had called
a grueling regatta...

641
00:56:06,970 --> 00:56:10,488
..against the current over distance
of seven nautical miles.

642
00:56:10,572 --> 00:56:13,043
- Who knows what they will do!
- Let's change sides.

643
00:56:27,986 --> 00:56:32,301
< (narrator) The signal for departure
would have given at noon...

644
00:56:32,389 --> 00:56:34,587
...the cannon of the Janiculum.

645
00:56:34,671 --> 00:56:37,187
- I think we're almost there.
- YES.

646
00:56:37,273 --> 00:56:39,265
- Do you know the time?
- Certain!

647
00:56:41,436 --> 00:56:43,474
High noon.

648
00:56:49,322 --> 00:56:54,001
- Did you see that watch?
- YES, but have you seen the boat?

649
00:56:59,449 --> 00:57:01,442
- Ready?
- Ready!

650
00:57:01,531 --> 00:57:02,931
- Go!
- Vial

651
00:57:05,614 --> 00:57:09,975
< (narrator) At Ponte Sisto
the Colsi brothers were victims...

652
00:57:10,058 --> 00:57:12,335
...of an oversight.
- Are we okay?

653
00:57:12,419 --> 00:57:15,574
YES, we're right in the middle of it.

654
00:57:18,104 --> 00:57:19,823
Aah!

655
00:57:26,230 --> 00:57:27,869
Excuse me.

656
00:57:28,552 --> 00:57:31,228
- Excuse me!
- It's killing me!

657
00:57:31,314 --> 00:57:33,956
- She's bathing me!
- Why don't you coordinate?

658
00:57:34,036 --> 00:57:35,948
- You coordinate too.
- Okay, let's coordinate.

659
00:57:36,037 --> 00:57:38,633
- Is it coordinated?
- YES, ready? - Vial

660
00:57:39,960 --> 00:57:41,440
Sorry.

661
00:57:41,521 --> 00:57:43,673
Have patience,
try to improve.

662
00:57:43,763 --> 00:57:47,555
- I'll change partners.
- Then coordinate.

663
00:57:47,646 --> 00:57:48,967
< (narrator) At the bridge
of Castel Sant'Angelo...

664
00:57:49,047 --> 00:57:51,928
...in fatal coincidence
with the passage of Fantozzi and Filini...

665
00:57:52,009 --> 00:57:57,008
..an anonymous unfortunate
he had decided to take his own life.

666
00:57:58,494 --> 00:58:00,169
- Excuse me.
- Huh?

667
00:58:00,256 --> 00:58:02,407
- But what time is it?
- Why?

668
00:58:02,497 --> 00:58:04,536
- It's noon again.
- But what does he say?

669
00:58:04,619 --> 00:58:07,739
- Why did he stop?
- Why... - What?

670
00:58:07,821 --> 00:58:09,780
- There is a gentleman who...
- Where? - He jumped.

671
00:58:09,863 --> 00:58:11,855
- But don't talk nonsense!
- Okay, I'll explain later.

672
00:58:11,944 --> 00:58:14,142
- Let's move! Oars!
- I'll leave for a moment.

673
00:58:14,226 --> 00:58:19,943
- What does he do?
- I'll tidy up a bit.

674
00:58:20,031 --> 00:58:24,505
- Forget it! Let's move!
- There's a lot of confusion.

675
00:58:24,594 --> 00:58:27,588
- Seems like the time
to tidy up? - Look!

676
00:58:27,676 --> 00:58:30,067
- Where did you get it?
- Then I'll explain.

677
00:58:30,158 --> 00:58:34,200
- Fantozzi, is everything okay?
- At the oars!

678
00:58:34,281 --> 00:58:36,752
- He put the...
- YES, that thing over there.

679
00:58:36,843 --> 00:58:38,756
Ready? Go!

680
00:58:38,845 --> 00:58:40,996
< (narrator) Halfway through the race
in Ponte di Ripetta...

681
00:58:41,087 --> 00:58:44,161
..accountant Trota was in the lead
and the scribe Sogliola.

682
00:58:47,251 --> 00:58:49,927
For a scary misunderstanding
they were sold by the slice...

683
00:58:50,013 --> 00:58:52,929
...at the Vatican market
by some amateur fishermen.

684
00:58:54,176 --> 00:58:57,570
- Sorry, Mr. Deputy Chief!
- Tell me.

685
00:58:57,659 --> 00:58:59,298
We are the last.

686
00:58:59,380 --> 00:59:02,660
- We're monstrously late.
- Don't worry.

687
00:59:02,743 --> 00:59:06,580
- I know a shortcut!
- Well!

688
00:59:10,709 --> 00:59:12,941
< (narrator) At Ponte Milvio
the archivist Mughini...

689
00:59:13,031 --> 00:59:16,105
..and his colleague Belon
they decided to appeal...

690
00:59:16,193 --> 00:59:19,951
...with the aid of a contraption
recently invented...

691
00:59:20,036 --> 00:59:22,871
...by Barsanti engineers
and Matteucci.

692
00:59:22,958 --> 00:59:27,638
It was the prototype of the first
combustion engine.

693
00:59:34,767 --> 00:59:38,047
Excuse me, but aside from the stench...

694
00:59:38,130 --> 00:59:41,602
..is this a shortcut?

695
00:59:41,692 --> 00:59:45,575
Stop this distrust!
I told her I have a map.

696
00:59:45,655 --> 00:59:47,250
Here it is!

697
00:59:47,337 --> 00:59:51,299
Will we get out of this sewer alive?

698
00:59:51,380 --> 00:59:52,860
Um, from this shortcut.

699
00:59:52,941 --> 00:59:56,335
Don't worry, in half an hour
at most we are out of it.

700
00:59:56,424 --> 01:00:00,307
< (narrator) 58 days later
in the lobby of Fantozzi's office...

701
01:00:00,387 --> 01:00:05,591
..a memorial bust was unveiled
of missing employees.

702
01:00:12,636 --> 01:00:17,840
In reality the two unfortunates
they wandered for many more years...

703
01:00:17,920 --> 01:00:22,474
...for sewers all over the world
until you emerge...

704
01:00:22,563 --> 01:00:24,158
...in the ocean...

705
01:00:24,245 --> 01:00:27,365
..where they were rescued
from an ocean liner...

706
01:00:27,447 --> 01:00:31,648
..who was making the crossing
inaugural: the Titanic!

707
01:00:31,730 --> 01:00:34,646
< (narrator) She had come a long way
late from France...

708
01:00:34,733 --> 01:00:37,614
..where he had collected
a fabulous success...

709
01:00:37,695 --> 01:00:40,894
...a sensational novelty:
the cinema.

710
01:00:41,098 --> 01:00:43,090
PIANO MUSIC

711
01:01:03,194 --> 01:01:07,749
- Pina, shall we go?
- Look how beautiful it is!

712
01:01:07,838 --> 01:01:11,071
- It's fun!
- But it's stupid.

713
01:01:11,160 --> 01:01:13,517
It's kids stuff
and for morons.

714
01:01:13,602 --> 01:01:16,323
It's something that can't
last this one.

715
01:01:31,376 --> 01:01:35,053
- But what's happening?
- Ugo, I'm scared!

716
01:01:35,138 --> 01:01:38,259
- Afraid of what?
- Of the train. - It's fake!

717
01:01:38,341 --> 01:01:42,133
- I'm scared, let's go!
- Pina, it's fiction!

718
01:01:42,224 --> 01:01:46,266
- Hey! Are you crazy?
- Ugo, come!

719
01:01:46,347 --> 01:01:48,738
It's all fake to me!

720
01:01:48,829 --> 01:01:51,471
It's an optical illusion!

721
01:02:08,003 --> 01:02:10,155
Taccal

722
01:02:21,574 --> 01:02:23,930
- Double notch!
- All right!

723
01:02:30,621 --> 01:02:32,260
MACHINE GUN VOLTAGE

724
01:02:35,304 --> 01:02:38,823
- Taccal Taccal Taccal
- YES.

725
01:03:19,017 --> 01:03:21,454
< (narrator) After centuries
of abuses suffered in Europe...

726
01:03:21,539 --> 01:03:25,297
..Fantozzi had decided
to try your luck...

727
01:03:25,382 --> 01:03:27,215
...even in America.

728
01:03:28,104 --> 01:03:30,825
Here we are. Here we are.

729
01:03:32,467 --> 01:03:35,462
Here is our house

730
01:03:37,431 --> 01:03:40,711
Ughino, are you sure
that this is the house?

731
01:03:40,794 --> 01:03:43,185
There are rich people here.

732
01:03:43,276 --> 01:03:45,234
I'm very sure.

733
01:03:45,317 --> 01:03:48,551
We owe everything to Mr.Adams
the nightclub manager.

734
01:03:48,640 --> 01:03:51,077
He gave it to me
at a bargain price. You come!

735
01:03:51,162 --> 01:03:54,953
- Can you take the little one?
- I can't do it.

736
01:03:55,805 --> 01:03:59,085
Me niether.

737
01:04:26,428 --> 01:04:28,580
- Some milk?
- Scottish.

738
01:04:45,203 --> 01:04:47,002
The address is this.

739
01:04:47,084 --> 01:04:50,078
our informants last night
they saw two trucks unloading...

740
01:04:50,166 --> 01:04:51,886
...of whiskey bottles.

741
01:04:51,968 --> 01:04:55,760
- This time they won't escape us.
- The tip is right.

742
01:04:55,851 --> 01:04:58,367
Let's wait a few minutes
before entering.

743
01:05:00,414 --> 01:05:02,167
MUSIC FROM THE GRAMOPHONE

744
01:05:02,256 --> 01:05:04,726
FANTOZZI SINGS

745
01:05:04,817 --> 01:05:08,131
My house! I am happy!

746
01:05:08,220 --> 01:05:10,213
Pina, we are in America.

747
01:05:10,302 --> 01:05:13,934
I want to officially celebrate
our first American home.

748
01:05:14,024 --> 01:05:15,778
YES sil

749
01:05:15,866 --> 01:05:19,224
- I have a surprise.
- What?

750
01:05:19,308 --> 01:05:21,028
I do something crazy.

751
01:05:21,110 --> 01:05:22,988
Do I take it out?

752
01:05:24,192 --> 01:05:27,790
But what did you understand, love?
Here it is!

753
01:05:27,875 --> 01:05:31,314
Oh, the alcohol! It's forbidden!

754
01:05:31,398 --> 01:05:33,709
There's prohibition, dad.

755
01:05:33,799 --> 01:05:37,238
It's better to cover up
because of the distemper...

756
01:05:37,322 --> 01:05:39,155
...for colds.

757
01:05:39,244 --> 01:05:41,965
Pina, a toast!
Take the glass.

758
01:05:42,046 --> 01:05:44,163
Isn't it dangerous?

759
01:05:44,247 --> 01:05:47,845
Who could discover us here?
We are in an iron barrel!

760
01:05:47,930 --> 01:05:51,642
- Glasses! - Me too!
- The blanket!

761
01:05:59,099 --> 01:06:01,615
- The police.
- Hate!

762
01:06:14,710 --> 01:06:16,510
MUSIC FROM THE GRAMOPHONE

763
01:06:17,953 --> 01:06:20,025
Good!

764
01:06:20,115 --> 01:06:22,710
Honey, I'm happy!

765
01:06:23,757 --> 01:06:27,151
Come on! Are you enchanted?

766
01:06:30,843 --> 01:06:32,960
Let's toast!

767
01:06:33,044 --> 01:06:34,798
Let's toast!

768
01:06:34,886 --> 01:06:37,277
Let's toast to love...

769
01:06:37,368 --> 01:06:40,362
..than this house
infuses my whole heart...

770
01:06:41,611 --> 01:06:44,765
Happy we are! Let's toast!

771
01:06:52,459 --> 01:06:54,816
Let's drink! Let's drink! Let's drink!

772
01:06:54,901 --> 01:06:58,693
- What is it?
- Where are the bottles?

773
01:07:02,186 --> 01:07:04,907
- You don't talk, huh?
- Search everywhere!

774
01:07:09,392 --> 01:07:12,352
- Come here.
- Leave me, monster!

775
01:07:12,434 --> 01:07:13,994
Oh mama!

776
01:07:23,963 --> 01:07:26,036
Moderate your words!

777
01:07:29,127 --> 01:07:32,565
- Murderers!
- I have to ask a question.

778
01:07:32,650 --> 01:07:36,566
What time does the first one leave
steamship to Italy?

779
01:07:37,253 --> 01:07:39,451
We stayed for a short time but very well.

780
01:07:39,535 --> 01:07:43,771
One doesn't have time to arrive
who destroy his home.

781
01:08:26,931 --> 01:08:29,925
< (narrator) At the explosion
of the Second World War...

782
01:08:30,013 --> 01:08:34,135
..Fantozzi was called back again
in aviation.

783
01:09:19,611 --> 01:09:21,842
Tozzi-Fan!

784
01:09:24,975 --> 01:09:26,010
Tozzi-Fan!

785
01:09:30,979 --> 01:09:32,972
THUD

786
01:10:28,983 --> 01:10:30,622
Banzai!

787
01:11:00,967 --> 01:11:02,960
Banzai!

788
01:11:12,376 --> 01:11:14,938
Banzai!

789
01:11:18,140 --> 01:11:20,133
Banzai!

790
01:11:35,394 --> 01:11:39,071
< (narrator) The Tozzi-Fan kamikaze
he was trying to hide...

791
01:11:39,156 --> 01:11:42,311
...and wait for the war to end
hidden in that laughing...

792
01:11:42,399 --> 01:11:44,995
..provincial town.

793
01:11:45,081 --> 01:11:47,073
BOMB

794
01:11:49,885 --> 01:11:54,439
< (narrator) That day Fantozzi
he had skipped the office...

795
01:11:54,528 --> 01:11:59,766
..and without the family's knowledge
he was approaching the stadium.

796
01:11:59,852 --> 01:12:04,053
< Italy! Italy! - Finally
we are out of office hell.

797
01:12:04,135 --> 01:12:06,936
We will have a wonderful day
of sun and sport.

798
01:12:07,018 --> 01:12:09,374
Feel the air.

799
01:12:09,459 --> 01:12:11,611
Breathe! Breathe!

800
01:12:13,502 --> 01:12:15,302
Close it

801
01:12:17,265 --> 01:12:20,943
- But will we make it in time?
- To do what?

802
01:12:21,028 --> 01:12:22,907
Only seven hours left
at the start of the game.

803
01:12:22,990 --> 01:12:25,745
Don't worry, I'm a strategist
of the approach to the stadiums.

804
01:12:25,832 --> 01:12:28,792
An opening opened up there.
Get in! Get in!

805
01:12:28,874 --> 01:12:30,867
GO!

806
01:12:35,439 --> 01:12:37,671
Look what you did!

807
01:12:38,281 --> 01:12:40,240
We got stuck!

808
01:12:41,804 --> 01:12:43,876
GET OUT!

809
01:12:43,966 --> 01:12:46,436
- We're stuck!
- From the roof.

810
01:12:46,527 --> 01:12:48,566
- Which roof?
- Holy shit.

811
01:12:48,649 --> 01:12:50,927
From the engine. MAKE THE WAY.

812
01:12:51,011 --> 01:12:52,969
COME!

813
01:12:53,052 --> 01:12:54,931
Don't stop.

814
01:12:56,455 --> 01:13:01,408
- Fantozzi, don't waste time.
- I'm not very practical.

815
01:13:07,824 --> 01:13:11,821
- It's very comfortable here.
COME! - I arrive.

816
01:13:11,907 --> 01:13:14,024
Come in.

817
01:13:14,108 --> 01:13:16,784
Courage! Force!

818
01:13:16,870 --> 01:13:20,503
- The car?
- Leave it here.

819
01:13:20,593 --> 01:13:24,146
- They'll fine me.
- The car is his anyway.

820
01:13:24,236 --> 01:13:26,229
COME!

821
01:13:26,318 --> 01:13:30,315
- The plaids! - What?
- Ugh! The blankets!

822
01:13:33,723 --> 01:13:35,716
Italy! Italy!

823
01:13:36,726 --> 01:13:40,005
- Excuse me, about the stadium?
- I'll take it to us. - Thank you.

824
01:13:40,088 --> 01:13:43,686
Fantozzi, COME!
It's our lucky day.

825
01:13:43,771 --> 01:13:45,649
GET UP!

826
01:13:47,414 --> 01:13:49,611
- Good morning.
- Pleasure.

827
01:13:49,695 --> 01:13:53,532
- Accountant Ugo Fantozzi.
- Very happy.

828
01:13:53,618 --> 01:13:57,934
- Is that place free?
- Please.

829
01:13:58,022 --> 01:14:00,333
Thank you, many humans.

830
01:14:00,423 --> 01:14:02,462
Thank you.

831
01:14:02,545 --> 01:14:04,378
Let's sit here.

832
01:14:04,467 --> 01:14:06,220
How cute!

833
01:14:15,435 --> 01:14:18,668
< (narrator) It was the day
of the highly anticipated football match...

834
01:14:18,757 --> 01:14:20,477
..Italy-Scotland.

835
01:14:21,640 --> 01:14:23,791
- Here are our opponents.
< Italy!

836
01:14:23,881 --> 01:14:27,593
- How do you say the best wins?
- "That win the best!"

837
01:14:27,684 --> 01:14:29,278
Win the best!

838
01:14:30,807 --> 01:14:34,245
- Are you sure that's what they say?
- Certain.

839
01:14:36,251 --> 01:14:37,765
Win the best!

840
01:14:39,293 --> 01:14:42,447
In my opinion I have flaws
of insidious pronunciation.

841
01:14:42,535 --> 01:14:44,528
- In English?
- In Scottish.

842
01:14:44,617 --> 01:14:48,090
Guys, let's show them
who we are!

843
01:14:48,940 --> 01:14:53,814
Everyone at the battle stations!
On the right side!

844
01:14:57,066 --> 01:15:00,949
Like at combat posts?

845
01:15:01,029 --> 01:15:02,863
GO down.

846
01:16:09,441 --> 01:16:12,596
I don't understand how it works.

847
01:16:12,684 --> 01:16:14,483
Sorry, sir.

848
01:16:14,565 --> 01:16:17,845
- How does this work?
- It's easy.

849
01:16:17,928 --> 01:16:19,761
Put the flashlight here.

850
01:16:27,495 --> 01:16:32,015
Maybe he will have the feeling
of a big hole in the stomach.

851
01:16:32,098 --> 01:16:34,535
- Let's go.
- Goodbye, good morning.

852
01:16:34,620 --> 01:16:36,181
After...

853
01:16:50,312 --> 01:16:52,112
- Accountant!
- Eh!

854
01:16:52,194 --> 01:16:54,152
GET DOWN!

855
01:16:54,235 --> 01:16:56,387
- How?
- GO!

856
01:16:57,838 --> 01:16:59,557
ARREMBO!

857
01:16:59,639 --> 01:17:01,598
SHOUTS

858
01:17:21,016 --> 01:17:22,690
HOLD ON, accountant!

859
01:17:25,459 --> 01:17:28,260
luuu! luuu!

860
01:17:33,745 --> 01:17:38,983
We need to break down the door
of the Scottish coach.

861
01:17:39,069 --> 01:17:42,428
- We would need a ram.
- Permission, permission...

862
01:17:42,512 --> 01:17:44,584
- Ah, that's right her!
- What happens?

863
01:17:44,673 --> 01:17:46,632
Can she be a ram?

864
01:17:46,715 --> 01:17:48,833
- Aries!
- it? No!

865
01:17:48,917 --> 01:17:51,752
I've never been an Aries!

866
01:17:51,839 --> 01:17:54,879
I'm not a ram!

867
01:17:59,525 --> 01:18:03,601
< I said I don't know how to do the Aries.
- Accountant, what do you do?

868
01:18:03,688 --> 01:18:05,362
COME!

869
01:18:06,250 --> 01:18:08,641
Accountant, I'm here!

870
01:18:10,653 --> 01:18:14,411
We have conquered
the Scots coach.

871
01:18:14,496 --> 01:18:16,135
luuu!

872
01:18:16,217 --> 01:18:18,449
luuu... oh!

873
01:18:18,539 --> 01:18:21,898
GO upstairs.

874
01:18:21,982 --> 01:18:24,453
- I'll take her to the stadium.
- luuu!

875
01:18:26,745 --> 01:18:28,738
< {fans) Italy! Italy!

876
01:18:29,668 --> 01:18:33,061
It's very quiet here.
Long live Italy!

877
01:18:34,791 --> 01:18:37,228
<Do you see us?
- Everything is fine!

878
01:18:42,798 --> 01:18:44,437
Be careful!

879
01:18:44,519 --> 01:18:46,397
Rest assured!

880
01:18:49,643 --> 01:18:52,364
Do you mind if I come down?

881
01:18:52,445 --> 01:18:56,760
< (reporter) The Italians have
shattered the opponent's line.

882
01:18:56,848 --> 01:18:58,727
It is therefore predictable
a Scottish counterattack...

883
01:18:58,810 --> 01:19:00,927
..with heavy artillery
and tracked vehicles.

884
01:19:01,011 --> 01:19:03,687
< Ate, Ferretti.

885
01:19:03,773 --> 01:19:08,533
< (reporter) In the north curve
a barrage is underway...

886
01:19:08,617 --> 01:19:11,338
...with the support of helicopters
from bombing.

887
01:19:11,419 --> 01:19:15,302
< (reporter) From the south curve
the war cry of the Scots.

888
01:19:15,382 --> 01:19:16,782
How nice, huh?

889
01:19:16,863 --> 01:19:20,097
INCOMPREHENSIBLE WORDS
What does he say?

890
01:19:20,186 --> 01:19:24,148
- But what places did he take?
- What places?

891
01:19:24,229 --> 01:19:26,541
There you have it, the distinguished ones.

892
01:19:29,913 --> 01:19:32,555
I give you some chilling news.

893
01:19:32,635 --> 01:19:34,753
We are in the Scottish trenches.

894
01:19:50,689 --> 01:19:52,648
(in English) How's it going?

895
01:19:54,252 --> 01:19:59,854
You play something Scottish...
the Scottish anthem.

896
01:19:59,936 --> 01:20:02,771
Do you know him? Sounds!

897
01:20:04,419 --> 01:20:06,253
(in English) May the best win!

898
01:20:06,341 --> 01:20:08,174
I'll do the anthem!

899
01:20:09,583 --> 01:20:12,897
The Scottish anthem!
THE ITALIAN ANTHEM PLAYS

900
01:20:35,963 --> 01:20:37,477
Sorry!

901
01:20:40,327 --> 01:20:43,082
Stranger in the night!
Whiskey!

902
01:20:49,894 --> 01:20:51,932
Beautiful and talented!

903
01:21:13,752 --> 01:21:15,585
Ugo, what happened?

904
01:21:15,673 --> 01:21:18,064
Nothing happened!

905
01:21:19,156 --> 01:21:24,030
They made me do it
the extraordinary all day.

906
01:21:24,120 --> 01:21:26,921
What do you think GOES
to have fun, huh?

907
01:21:27,963 --> 01:21:31,117
We were waiting for you for the essay
of the little girl.

908
01:21:31,205 --> 01:21:35,486
Don't bust my balls with the essay
of the babui... of the little one!

909
01:21:35,569 --> 01:21:40,408
If I don't work,
who eats in this house?

910
01:21:40,492 --> 01:21:43,293
Who's eating?

911
01:21:47,578 --> 01:21:49,570
You are right.

912
01:21:49,659 --> 01:21:51,413
Sorry, Ugo.

913
01:21:56,705 --> 01:22:02,068
- (TV) ..the football match
of the national team. - Excuse me.

914
01:22:02,149 --> 01:22:04,984
Unfortunately once again
sports news...

915
01:22:05,071 --> 01:22:07,349
..it ended
with the crime news.

916
01:22:07,433 --> 01:22:11,065
Hooligans who have not
dealing with real fans...

917
01:22:11,156 --> 01:22:16,997
..they ruined that one
it was supposed to be a party.

918
01:22:17,080 --> 01:22:19,995
We can show you
some pictures...

919
01:22:20,082 --> 01:22:22,917
...particularly indicative
which document...

920
01:22:23,004 --> 01:22:25,122
..one of the most reprehensible episodes...

921
01:22:25,206 --> 01:22:29,089
..of which he became the protagonist
an Italian fan.

922
01:22:29,169 --> 01:22:31,526
< A troublemaker, a violent man.

923
01:22:31,611 --> 01:22:34,207
You can read it in his gaze
a charge of hate...

924
01:22:34,293 --> 01:22:37,413
...which has absolutely nothing to do with it
with a sports show.

925
01:22:37,495 --> 01:22:40,934
< They are images that must
make us think. - Can I tell you something?

926
01:22:41,018 --> 01:22:44,252
- YES.
- You disgust me.

927
01:22:44,341 --> 01:22:48,258
< It really makes you wonder
with growing concern:

928
01:22:48,344 --> 01:22:50,815
at this rate
where will we end up?

929
01:22:57,391 --> 01:23:00,749
- Happy birthday, Ughino!
- Happy birthday, dad! - Thank you.

930
01:23:00,833 --> 01:23:03,031
Best wishes to you!

931
01:23:03,115 --> 01:23:06,269
- Happy birthday to you!
- Enough, enough!

932
01:23:06,357 --> 01:23:09,112
- Pina, prepare the table.
- YES.

933
01:23:11,882 --> 01:23:14,637
- Let's sit down.
- YES.

934
01:23:14,724 --> 01:23:17,035
Sit down, come on.

935
01:23:19,127 --> 01:23:20,846
Here I am.

936
01:23:24,851 --> 01:23:29,645
- Why doesn't mine work?
- Sorry, Ugo.

937
01:23:31,496 --> 01:23:35,208
- Ughino, you have to cut the cake.
- The knife!

938
01:23:44,506 --> 01:23:47,501
But for Alpha Centauri!
Don't you ever sharpen your knives?

939
01:23:47,589 --> 01:23:49,547
Where's the thing?

940
01:23:54,114 --> 01:23:55,867
Is he here?

941
01:24:02,040 --> 01:24:04,271
It's very comfortable!

942
01:24:05,802 --> 01:24:08,558
It's not here. I'm closing... ah!

943
01:24:14,489 --> 01:24:17,563
It's in the one below.

944
01:24:17,651 --> 01:24:19,929
You have to remember this, Pina.

945
01:24:20,013 --> 01:24:22,245
Close it, for pity's sake.

946
01:24:29,220 --> 01:24:31,372
Now I'll sharpen it.

947
01:24:42,070 --> 01:24:43,948
ACOUSTIC SIGNAL

948
01:24:44,031 --> 01:24:48,791
- I said to close
the bedeophone! - Excuse me.

949
01:24:50,596 --> 01:24:52,076
So...

950
01:24:57,362 --> 01:24:58,956
What is it?

951
01:25:02,726 --> 01:25:04,843
FLUSHING NOISE

952
01:25:06,769 --> 01:25:08,602
How...?

953
01:25:09,851 --> 01:25:11,684
But what number is it?

954
01:25:14,975 --> 01:25:17,047
- Good morning.
- Sidereal director.

955
01:25:17,136 --> 01:25:21,293
- Am I bothering you, dear Fantozzi?
- But no, absolutely!

956
01:25:21,380 --> 01:25:23,338
In fact, it's an honor for me.

957
01:25:23,421 --> 01:25:26,780
I called her to wish her happy birthday
for his birthday.

958
01:25:26,864 --> 01:25:29,221
- He remembered!
< Of course.

959
01:25:29,306 --> 01:25:32,699
- Thank you. - And then for a reason
more personal.

960
01:25:34,750 --> 01:25:37,392
- And that is?
- Very personal.

961
01:25:40,434 --> 01:25:42,712
- it?
- YES, I understand.

962
01:25:42,796 --> 01:25:46,029
- Come on, we need to talk
of work! - I understand.

963
01:25:49,241 --> 01:25:50,880
Ugh!

964
01:25:52,763 --> 01:25:54,199
Say.

965
01:25:54,285 --> 01:25:58,759
She should lend me
his house for an hour.

966
01:25:58,848 --> 01:26:03,243
- But why, excuse me?
- I'm here with a lady.

967
01:26:03,332 --> 01:26:05,449
I don't know where to take her.

968
01:26:08,816 --> 01:26:12,413
- Why don't you take her to your house?
- Please?

969
01:26:12,498 --> 01:26:15,174
At my house?

970
01:26:19,704 --> 01:26:25,181
Couldn't he come tomorrow?

971
01:26:25,268 --> 01:26:31,952
Today for me
it's a special day.

972
01:26:32,033 --> 01:26:33,708
It's my birthday.

973
01:26:33,795 --> 01:26:36,550
We already have the cake
and sparkling wine on ice.

974
01:26:36,637 --> 01:26:39,916
Bravo! Leave everything there
and keep the sparkling wine cool.

975
01:26:39,999 --> 01:26:43,313
On ice... on ice.

976
01:26:43,402 --> 01:26:45,793
< I'll be there in a quarter of an hour.

977
01:26:46,925 --> 01:26:48,803
The key under the doormat.

978
01:26:48,886 --> 01:26:51,687
Under the mat...

979
01:27:00,695 --> 01:27:03,132
Pina, I...

980
01:27:04,338 --> 01:27:08,812
It's not my fault,
I really wanted to attend this party.

981
01:27:09,582 --> 01:27:14,056
- It doesn't matter, Ugo.
- I'll drink this!

982
01:27:14,145 --> 01:27:17,698
- Okay, okay...
- I'll drink it in his face!

983
01:27:18,669 --> 01:27:23,269
These assholes are arrogant
just because they have the power.

984
01:27:23,352 --> 01:27:26,107
- I have a good party when...
- Get your helmet, dad.

985
01:27:26,194 --> 01:27:28,790
- I don't wear a helmet.
- It's mandatory.

986
01:27:28,876 --> 01:27:31,154
Let's put on our helmets.

987
01:28:14,711 --> 01:28:17,592
Pina, why are you making that face?

988
01:28:17,673 --> 01:28:21,351
Nothing happened!
Don't care, come on!

989
01:28:21,436 --> 01:28:24,157
Let's celebrate! I'm lucky!

990
01:28:26,440 --> 01:28:29,514
I'm a very lucky man!